I believe this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.

• Maybe I should change my luck
• This can't be real
• I deserve a break

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of rabbits came out under a bush. They were flying all over the place, and people were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible read more occurred. My jaw fell open in uttershock.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

Can You Believe This?!

Folks won't believe that just took place. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to faint! All of it was just so wild.

• This is nuts
• Seriously though
• I need to document this

Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!

I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It

Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I try a different approach?